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Dare you to unlock the secrets of my mind...
Genius is in the details...and I'm going to live up to that!
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OBJECTION! I defy your logic, and everything it stands for!!!
Panton est substructio vero.
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Do you have the time to listen to me whine??
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My wings are broken...I guess I really did need to be grounded...
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My wings are broken...I guess I really did need to be grounded...
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"I hear Jerusalem bells are ringing
Roman Cavalry choirs are singing
Be my mirror my sword and shield
My missionaries in a foreign field
For some reason I can not explain
I know Saint Peter won't call my name..."
-Coldplay, Vida la Vida
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My wings are broken...I guess I really did need to be grounded...
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My ego is like the universe - it's constantly expanding at a mind-boggling rate with no end in sight.
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My wings are broken...I guess I really did need to be grounded...
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Do you have the time to listen to me whine??
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